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'I told you he had high blood pressure!'
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"You're amazing! Where do you even find the time to shave your legs?"
Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
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'They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!'
"Gentlemen, I trust there won't be a problem working under a female bloodsucking mosquito."
A mosquito writes a letter to a camper's parents in blood.
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'Don't ask me why, but they always look tastier on the other side of the screen!'
"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."
"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."
Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
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"Ouch!! Darn mosquitos. Nothing but filthy blood suckers."
"Mosquitoes just love him."
'Are you sure you don't want to use my bug spray?'
"Since coming up here for the summer, I find myself writing an awful lot about gnats."
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'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'
'Where do we go when we get swatted?'
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"Humans! I told you to abduct humans...NOT mosquitoes!"
'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'
"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."
"Careful. That house has a taser."
Create some buzz!
"Oh, it was fun for awhile, but then she started getting under MY skin."
"Great location. Let's check it out."
'Well Sir, it tastes like O-positive to me...'