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'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'
'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline
"So tell me... Do these tires make me look flat?"
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'We've found the problem...'
'Drat! I better take her in. The check engine light just went off.'
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'
Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.
4x4 at Four
'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'
'When last did you have your oil changed?'
'This is more than the estimate.'
'Your tyres are bald.' - 'What do you want, hairy tyres?'
"I'm afraid you have only six months to live, but your car should be good for another 30,000 miles."
His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.
"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."
'It's a British car. Needs braces.'
Psychic Car Mechanics.
'In order to fix your engine, it became necessary to break your windows.'
"It needs more than a tune-up. It needs a concert."
"What do you mean I left garage too quickly?" - Mechanic still under car