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"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
"The sands are not golden."
"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."
"We seem to get just the one channel."
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Hotel Disturb Sign
'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
The Zero Vista Hotel
"Oh—and look out for the shark!"
"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
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'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
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Bed and Breakfast
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"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
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"Miss you, too."
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'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"It's a mixed-use building."
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Cozy Inn: All You Can Sleep
"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"
'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'
"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."
Bermuda Triangle Motel
Tags:motel, motels, road trip-road-trips, hotel, hotels, bermuda triangle, road sign, road signs, driver, drive, driving, drivers, highway, road travel, sea travel, exit, entrance, no return, no-return, devils triangle, devil's triangle, north atlantic, north atlantic ocean, disappearances, mystery, mysteries, disappearance, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, air travel, accommodation, cheap accommodation, danger, dangerous
"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
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Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.