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"Why don't you just sign for both of us."
"The sands are not golden."
"It'll have to be your place. I Airbnb'd myself out of my apartment tonight."
Hotel Disturb Sign
'What do you mean there's no room for the 'no vacancy' sign?'
"Oh—and look out for the shark!"
"You were right-they've got one at the hotel."
"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."
Tags:candy, candies, nicety, niceties, hotel, hotels, bellhop, bellhops, extra, extras, bonus, bonuses, accommodations, accommodation, accommodating, sleazy, cheap hotel, cheap hotels, motel, motels, perk, perks, lollipop, lollipops, candy, candies, pillow, pillows, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveling
Road sign: 'Exit 73: Gas, Food, Lodging and totally creepy locals who act like they're hiding some ghastly town secret, 3/4 miles ahead.'
'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'
Tags:nesting, nesting doll, nesting dolls, nesting doll joke, iterative, iterative joke, iteration, iterations, repeat, refrain, refrains, repeating, repeats, loop, looping, loop, motel, motels, highway, highways, gas, gas station, gas stations, diner, diners, roadside, road side, side, road-side, side of the road, drive, driving, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations
Bed and Breakfast
Tags:bed and breakfast, b&b, b and b, snack, snacks, nap, naps, sleep, sleeping, bed, beds, breakfast, competitor, competitors, competing, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, neighbour, neighbourhood, neighborhood, business, businesses, small business, small businesses, hotel, hotels, motel, motels, travel, tourism, tourist, tourists, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Miss you, too."
Tags:couple, couples, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ying yang, ying and yang, motel, motels, hotel, hotels, missing, yin yang, yin-yang, yin and yang, separated, separation, separations, miss you, chinese philosophy, chinese religion, taoism, daoism, travelling, traveller, travellers
'This room has a water view if you use your smart phone. There's a video cam on the hotel roof.'
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, cheating, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
Cozy Inn: All You Can Sleep
"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"
'The next time we visit your parents we're staying at a motel!'
'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'
"I don't know if I like the looks of this place."
Bermuda Triangle Motel
Tags:motel, motels, road trip-road-trips, hotel, hotels, bermuda triangle, road sign, road signs, driver, drive, driving, drivers, highway, road travel, sea travel, exit, entrance, no return, no-return, devils triangle, devil's triangle, north atlantic, north atlantic ocean, disappearances, mystery, mysteries, disappearance, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy, theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, air travel, accommodation, cheap accommodation, danger, dangerous
"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."
Tags:hotel, hotels, motel, motels, bed and breakfast, bed and breakfasts, inn, inns, bnb, bnbs, b&b, b&bs, resort, resorts, stay, staying, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, receptionist, receptionists, front desk, front desks, service, good service, bad service, staff, review, reviews, internet, online, rant, rants, ranting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, criticism, critique, pleasant, reviewer, reviewers, post, posting, posts, forum, forums
Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.
Man in small hotel room phones room service: 'Room service? Send me up more room.'
'Are you 'inn-experienced'?'