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Comedians: Before and after political corectness.
'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'
'I used to think it was her red dress, but I've discovered I find your mother irritating in any color.'
Admitting: 'I'm not fond of my mother-in-law. I don't like my wife's meatloaf. Ummm, oh my neighbor really bugs me, ummmm....'
"Why couldn't someone else give your mother a ride home?"
Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.
'This is my mother...She's here to verify that she does not interfere in our marriage.'
'Wow, I just told your mother I welcomed her criticism.'
Piece of paper reads - Death Threat. Caption 'Oh look darling! You've had a letter from my Mother'
"No, Sir. Your in-laws don't qualify as pest."
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"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."
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"Your mother wants me to make parsnip soup. Would you Google and tell me what a parsnip is?"
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"You listed your mother as a reference. We decided to contact your mother-in-law instead."
'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'
'What do you mean; 'how long is my mother staying for?' I thought she was your mother!'
Worst Jumper From the Mother-In-Law Competition.
'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'
"Nothing, but bills and an unsolicited manuscript from your mother."
'Not only does your mother turn up uninvited, but she nicks our broom!'
'I hate going to your folks' for Christmas dinner. I never know what to tip.'
"Sorry I'm late - I was held up at the office. Has your mother left yet?"
'Your wife dropped the divorce proceedings but your mother-in-law picked them back up.'
'My Mother-In-Law is coming to visit. Mind if I stay under the bed until she leaves?'
'Put that right back! Mother will be here any minute!'
'Things could be worse. Instead of being stuck here I could be stuck in the house with your mother.'