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'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'
'... But darling, you're not my mother... It's her responsibility to buy you a mother's day card, not mine.'
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"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"
Mother's Day Recycling Sale
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"Most mothers get calls on Mother's day! But noooo! You had to go and eat our young."
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Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.
"Happy Mothers Day."
"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."
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'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'
'Mom's on a diet, so we might as well get the kind we like.'
"I didn't forget Mother's Day - I just couldn't figure out which one was my mom."
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
The Worst Day of the Year for a Male Ladybug...
Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.
Cat giving a mouse as a mother's day gift.
Mother's Day: 'I need a three letter word that means 'Totally Awesome Person'?'
"I just made your Mother's Day card so the glue might not be dry."
'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'
'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'
World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.
'I don't know what Cain and Abel gave Eve for Mother's Day. I just know it wasn't a lovely fruit basket.'
'She's going to eat this with relish. Come to think about it, we'd better bring the ketchup too.'
'I'm always good on Mother's Day afternoon. It takes me all morning to get the hang of it.'