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'Oh, I don't need to worry about child rearing or childcare: I have thousands of workers to do that...'
'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'
'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'
"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."
Mom Skills: Psychologist, Doctor, Philosopher, Mathematician, Geneticist, Religious, Negotiator, Baker.
'Shoot! I lost him alright. Looks like I've got a hole in my pocket.'
'She's expecting pins.'
'There's no pudding until you eat your krill.'
'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'
'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'
Cat giving a mouse as a mother's day gift.
'Don't you talk to me in that tone of speech balloon!'
'I just want to know. When did 'Octomorn' become such a bad thing?'
'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'
'That's not very motherly.'
'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'
"Good news. Your child buys into the change paradigm of growing up."
'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'
'You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool Mum.'
'We can't give you family leave so you can have time away from your husband and kids.'
Mother's Day In The Future
'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'
'Mat leave's almost up...time for you to hunt.'
'My obstetrician recommended I nurture it in the interest of science.'