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"Mom? Are you awake?"
Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
"Marcy's making a live Mother's Day Webcast!"
'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'
'... But darling, you're not my mother... It's her responsibility to buy you a mother's day card, not mine.'
"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."
'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'
The First Mother's Day Gift...
'We should get Mom one of those cards -- she's a happy mother.'
Humpty Dumpty on Mother's Day
"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"
Mother's Day Recycling Sale
"Most mothers get calls on Mother's day! But noooo! You had to go and eat our young."
'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'
Mother has jumper with NO written in big letters on the back.
I want my mum!
Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.
"Happy Mothers Day."
'I need a three letter word that means, totally awesome person'?'
"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."
"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."
'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'
"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."