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'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'
'I know it's Mother's Day, but she just went into labor. She probably won't be a mother for hours.'
'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'
"Happy Mothers Day."
"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."
Happy Mother's Day.
"You are the best mom ever."
'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'
'Two dollars! That's all you're giving me to spend on your Mother's Day gift? . . . You're gonna think I'm a real cheap-skate.'
'It's only for a day or two. Mother's Day present.'
'Bring the corn flakes just in case.'
'I put in 40 bran flakes, and 2 milk, so I had room for 58 sugar. '
'Today's Mother's Day, but I'm already queen for a day!'
'Isn't it about time I had a BOUGHT Mother's Day card from you?'
MOM'S DINER, ONLY 23 SHOPPING DAYS TILL MOTHER'S DAY!
Say it with flowers
Muy mum rocks.
Typical Mother's Day.