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'Happy Mother's Day! Here's your gift - I'll be back later for dinner!'
'... But darling, you're not my mother... It's her responsibility to buy you a mother's day card, not mine.'
'It's Mother's Day! Leave all this for tomorrow...'
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"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"
"Most mothers get calls on Mother's day! But noooo! You had to go and eat our young."
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Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.
"Happy Mothers Day."
"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."
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'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'
"I didn't forget Mother's Day - I just couldn't figure out which one was my mom."
Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
Mother's Day: 'I need a three letter word that means 'Totally Awesome Person'?'
'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'
'I don't know what Cain and Abel gave Eve for Mother's Day. I just know it wasn't a lovely fruit basket.'
World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.
'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'
'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'
'I think we got the recipe for omelet and the recipe for disaster mixed up.'
'I hope she recognizes this as a labor of love. She's not gonna recognize it as breakfast.'
'Do you have just a plain Happy Mother's Day? I don't want success to go to her head.'
'She's going to eat this with relish. Come to think about it, we'd better bring the ketchup too.'
'I'm always good on Mother's Day afternoon. It takes me all morning to get the hang of it.'
'I've been meaning to have a word with you Kevin about your Mother coming to stay with us.'