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"I use Miu Miu purple leather boots for my motivation."
'Great. Just what we need: another quality-improvement campaign!'
"The hardest part of homework is keeping my parents motivated."
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'That's our mission statement.'
'I like to reward my employees for doing a good job. That's why I keep treats in my pockets when I walk past the cubicles.'
"I know I'm suppose to be a customer but what kind of customer...am I tortured, am I HAPPY? What's my MOTIVATION?"
"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,
'Before I show you where you'll be working, let me just say that some companies use money as an incentive. I use Vito here.'
'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'
Psychometric testing: "Of course the tests are nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them MUST be highly motivated."
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'It's cheaper than a personal trainer and twice as motivating.'
"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"
"I'm working harder than I ever have, but all I get out of it is larger and larger paychecks."
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The advanced motivational exercise required killing the boss, burying the body and not ratting out your co-workers.
'OK, it's a new season, so I want to see some hustle out there!'
Talk to your plants. But if you really want results, bring in a motivational speaker.
'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'
'I was motivated by greed, but I blame that on the workplace culture.'
"Harmon was shaving and his stomach fell into the sink."
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'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
'It started with enlightened self-interest and then spread to greed.'