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Road sign: 'This exit, last rest area before road narrows to a tiny dot on the horizon.'
If you've ever wondered what your dog would do if he ever caught the car he was chasing, now you know.
The first clerk of the first DMV.
A car rental store has a very large drop box to return car rentals.
"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."
'You need a new bobbin.'
'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'
'I agree. Cars shouldn't be smaller than you.'
"An object of love that you can get inside, totally."
'If this Van's A-Rocking' it's probably because there's an earthquake or something.'
"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."
'...plus a 100% fuel surcharge for buying stock in a transport company that still uses clunkers.'
'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'
Big stone in the road
'This model here is designed to handle flash flooding.'
Thanks for using the inter-mountain Carpal Tunnel!
'After seeing you in person, I've decided to turn down your request for vanity plates.'
Don't text and drive!
D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'
Passion for cars and the family
The Baby Mechanic
'It would be much cheaper to change my name to match the initials of my present registration!'
'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'
'Well, you're 15 miles down the road. I'm sorry we're not allowed to sell in a competing territory, sir.'