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'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, car, cars, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, bicycle, bicycles, motorcycle, motorcycles, dinosaur, dinosaurs, triceratops, garage
Napa, Bellevue, McLeon
Tags:biker, bikers, biker jacket, biker jackets, biker gang, biker gangs, motorbike, motorbikes, napa, bellevue, mcleon, upscale community, upscale communities, rich, wealthy, wealthy neighbourhood, wealthy neighbourhoods, wealthy neighborhood, wealthy neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
Tags:office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, man, men, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, manly, show-off, showing off, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'
"Ou est le feu?"
Tags:french, french language, french speaker, french speaking, where is the fire, fire, fires, on fire, car, cars, vintage car, vintage cars, motorbike, motorbikes, police, police officer, policeman, policemen, military officer, military officers, military, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."
Tags:blessing, blessed, blessings, annual blessing, blessing of the bikes, the blessing of the bikes, annual, tradition, traditions, traditional, parody, parodies, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawn, lawns, parade, parades, priest, priests, custom, customs, motorbikes, bike, bicycle, bicycles
'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'
'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'
'He loves riding his bike to work, but he hates the traffic. Apparently, he solved that problem.'
'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'
Biker: Born to Be Mild
Sons Of Recumbency
'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'
'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'
'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'
"Nadine, the motorcycle is very loud, but, after Bertie finishes his ride and parks it just so so, he'll cut down to idle, and then you can tell him all about your Happy Day Nut Cookie Recipe."
Tags:care home, care homes, nursing home, nursing homes, old folks home, old folks homes, old peoples home, old peoples homes, lost their marbles, losing ones marbles, dotty, dementia, negative portrayals of dementia, cookie, cookies, recipe, recipes, motorbike, motorbikes, world of his own, world of their own
'Oh no! Mother's joined a mobility scooter gang.'
'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'
'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.' (Man is dreaming about a motorbike).
'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'