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'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'
"Please--if my wife still loved me, would she have let me buy this motorcycle?"
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"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"I thought it would be cool to have one, but now I just use it for storage."
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"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
Tags:hell, hells, hell's, hell's angels, hells angels, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, niche, niches, group, groups, motorcycle, motorcyclist, motorbike, motorbikes, biker, bikers, transportation, car, cars, decal, decals, upgrade, upgrades, flame, flames, aesthetic, winter, winter sports, ice, ice rink, rink, hockey
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
"Has anyone mentioned to you that I ride a Harley to work?"
Tags:office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, man, men, manager, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executive, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, bragging, brag, boast, boasting, manly, show-off, showing off, motorcycle, motorcycles, motorbike, motorbikes, inappropriate behavior, inappropriate behaviour
'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'
'We're both vicitms of the economy. You're getting laid off, and I can't buy another Harley.'
Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.
'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'
'He loves riding his bike to work, but he hates the traffic. Apparently, he solved that problem.'
'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'
'Next time try not to venture off the road. The brush gets a little thick in there.'
Biker: Born to Be Mild
Things to Ponder...
My broom's in the shop.
'You were going too slow...then you were going too fast. You hit every pothole and you're making the turns too wide. And another thing...'
'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'
'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.' (Man is dreaming about a motorbike).
Chauffeur Driven Side Car.
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'
'May I help you?'