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'Well, for starters, I think it's about time for an alignment job.'
'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'
"So tell me... Do these tires make me look flat?"
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'We've found the problem...'
Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
'That'll be $327.93 for parts, $268.58 for labor and $50 because I didn't like the station you had your radio set to.'
Brakes are fine. You need new glasses.
'Is this for wiping greasy hands? No, it's your itemized bill.'
'When last did you have your oil changed?'
"I'm afraid you have only six months to live, but your car should be good for another 30,000 miles."
His attitude is 'if it ain't broke, fix it anyway'.
Psychic Car Mechanics.
"It needs more than a tune-up. It needs a concert."
'And that's just an estimate sir!'
Medical Mot: 'You've failed on carbon emissions.'
'When you said your car was due for a service, did you mean a burial at sea?'
MOTs & Snuggles
"... No, I don't think your car needs a new battery. I'd say your battery needs a new car!"
'Your car won't be ready until it changes its attitude.'
'It's got cancer.'
'Each customer receives a 12 point inspection...and that's just your credit history!'
"It would be easier to tell you what does work. It's your air freshener!"
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The Benefits of Cycling.
'There's your leak.'
"It only failed on one item, so what bit is #@##ed?!!"