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'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'
'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'
'Yep, I'm alone.'
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'I don't wanna know the meaning to life. I wanna know if the fish are biting and where.'
A montain guru kicks away a climber.
'I've lost a little faith in his all-knowing magnificence now I know his first name is Kevin.'
"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."
'What is the meaning of life?'
'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'
"When was your last meta-physical?"
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'How rich is too rich?'
'I can explain the mysteries of the universe but no one can explain why teachers don't get paid enough!'
'The meaning of life? Gee, that's kind of a toughie...'
'Do I look like a stock market guru to you?'
'I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries.'
'We're a hundred miles from EVERYBODY up here! - How can you have STAGE FRIGHT?'
'Okay, my turn - I'm meditating about something that begins with an 'M'....'
'I think it's 'starve a cold and feed a fever'...'
'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'
Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.
'It's for you.'
WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'
'I hired a decorator.'