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"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'
"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."
'You'll remember the meaning of life better if you look it up yourself.'
'No, you're looking for the hotel Ever-Rest. Boy, you really did get lost.'
"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."
'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'
'Still, it's important to remember that I accomplished my goal of retiring at fifty.'
"Except for the mountain, it was like being at home. We met a Juan, a Pablo, a Maria, a Carlos, a Pepe...but no Bubba."
'Check out my websites FAQ for the meaning of life...'
'I don't care about truth or enlightenment. Can you tell me how to catch my tail?'
'Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators for a while.'
Man on the mountain nearly hit by falling boulder.
'Hole it, Goopta - the Grand Lama just raised the retirement age again.'
'That's great! Now hold the label to the front.'
'Cast off your material things...live the simple life...that will be 200 bucks.'
Man on the mountain has 'out of order' sign in front of him.