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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"To begin with, do you have all your receipts?"
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"The meaning of life is cats."
"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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"It's a franchise."
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'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'
"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"
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'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'
The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.
'If you earn more than you spend, your net worth will grow. That's the meaning of life.'
In the Guru District
'Especially in these tough times, positive self worth trumps negative net worth.'
'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'
'The secret of a contented life, my son, is to invest in true low-cost index funds.'
'Thanks for the meaning of life, but I'll still need money.'
'Is the meaning of life true and false, multiple choice, essay or what?'
'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'
Set Down Only
"No. I am afraid Accountants will never be cool."
How to know if a guru has been possessed by your third grade teacher's spirit.
'Thanks for the meaning of life. But I'll still need money.'
"Reach for the bubbles! . . . Not the stars, like Larry, there, did!"
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