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Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'
'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'
'I know, but I still hate Mondays.'
'I was once a realtor my self . . . the meaning of life is location, location, location.'
Guru to smoking guru: 'Hey, you! Haven't you ever heard about secondhand smoke!?'
Man climbs mountain to see guru, comes to mountain goat who sits next to sign with arrow pointing toward 'Dolly Llama'.
'No offence, but I'd like to enlighten you about your breath.'
'The meaning of life is 'don't ask, don't tell', and now we've both blown it!'
Truth seeker sees Guru's sign: 'Out of Body, Back at ...'
Guru on mountaintop in front of sign: 'Meditate Big!'