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"Please - no more specialists."
"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
"He makes it look so damn easy."
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
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"He looks just the way he did in life."
"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."
"He isn't dead yet."
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Bad Heir Day
"Sure, it's disrespectful, but knowing old scamp, he'd want us to dig up his bones."
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"Would you please stop saying 'It's your funeral'. It's my husband's funeral."
The president visits Toledo, Ohio, to pay his respects."
"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."
"I would have thought you'd be pleased."
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"He looks so natural."
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"Who needs a Popsicle to help cheer things along?"
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"He was doing just fine till he choked on one of those flexible straws."
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'He just snapped.'
"She was one great termite."
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"At least he died at home."
"I don't want to remember her like this. I want to remember her for the mean thing she said in 1981."
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