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"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
'And over here is our product testing department.'
'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'
"Guess who got promoted to cosmetics research."
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"I'm not very tech-savvy. I only recently learned that 'call or click' doesn't involve castanets."
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"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."
"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."
'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'
The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.
'In regard to our rodent control problem, all in favor of going with the lowest bid...'
'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'
'You can take this guy, Billy. I've seen him wrestle, and he's got, like, no moves...'
'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'
'If we build it, they will come.'
'Having him declawed hasn't stopped him from being a great mouser.'
Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'
Disabled access in computing.
"Hey Gus, there's a guy playing the pipe in town: Let's go and follow him..."
"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."
'This is the only way I can afford health care.'
"What? We're having a G.M.O. dinner! I eat that junk all day at the lab!"
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'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
Mice face death by magnum.