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Your Guide to Winning Movember
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'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'
"Put that out! It's over. And lose the goatee."
"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
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"You must be new around here, pardner."
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"I've never been able to convince a mustache to move in with my face."
'Movember is over...I want it off!'
'He's a goatee herder.'
"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"
A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.
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"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."
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"I didn't ask whether Hitler would have loved my moustache. I asked waether you like it."
"I'm thinkin' blond."
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"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"
"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"
"Lose the goatee."
Shaving off your Beard
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Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.
Street Organ - Monkey
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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
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"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"
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"Darling, you've changed."
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."