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How About a Kiss?
No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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"You folks ready to order?"
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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
Tags:pizza, pizzas, pie, pies, pizza-pie, pizza pie, pizza pies, pizza-pies, slice, slicing, slices, whole, mouth, mouths, prefer, pizzeria, pizza mouth, pointless, monster, monsters, alien, aliens, take away, take-away, take-out, takeout, take out, takeaway, foods, entire, tarrare, eat, eating, devour, devouring, restaurant, just as soon
His Teeth Say 'California' And His Teeth Say 'New Jersey'
Tags:teeth, tooth, mouth, oral hygiene, dental hygiene, dental treatment, dental care, treatment, treatments, word done, had work done, good teeth, bad teeth, hollywood mouth, hollywood smile, smile, whitening, whitened, teeth whitening, hollywood, california, new jersey, class, upper class, middle class, lower class, man to man, health, appearance, america, american, region, regions, regional
An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth
"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'
'I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full!'
Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.
"Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what a wry, sensuous mouth you have?"
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"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental work, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental assistant, dental assistants, dental hygienist, dental hygienists, tooth, teeth, cleaning, cavity, cavities, mirror, mirrors, optical illusion, optical illusions, illusion, illusions, visual illusion, visual illusions, trick, tricks, forever, mouth, mouths, patient, patients, having fun at work, medical, medicine
Dentist Speak - Monologues
A woman jumps over a giant mouth
"Something this big."
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'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'
"When Mom gives us alphabet soup it feels like she's putting word's in my mouth."
'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'
"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home