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How About a Kiss?
No, no, no! Can anyone here tell me what Mr Mosely's doing wrong?
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"You folks ready to order?"
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"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."
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"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
'I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full!'
"Sharon, if we can fit another mirror in there it will look like his teeth go on forever."
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'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'
"Something this big."
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"When Mom gives us alphabet soup it feels like she's putting word's in my mouth."
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
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"No one comes close to him for sound bites!"
Lady refuses to spit in dentist's office.
'800 years and this is how it all ends... (sigh).'
'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'
Tired of searing the roof of his mouth when he ate pizza, Gary swore by his new Pizza Shield.
Why did you want to play the harmonica?
"As soon as I can find your mouth, we can get started."
'Punch him in the jaw!'
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'That inflammation's caused by splinters, Mr, Jenkins, I'd recommend switching to a diet of softer woods - say, pine or cedar,'
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Just to mess with his patients' heads...
'What a fluke!...'
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