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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.
"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"
"Not 'texting,' Ma'am. 'Hexing' while driving."
"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."
"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."
"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"
"I got stopped for running a red light."
"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"
"You've had six accidents?"
"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."