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"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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"Do I know how fast I was going? Isn't that your job?"
Tags:word play, play on words, irony, ironic, police, policeman, police man, police officer, officer, officers, road, roads, highway, highways, interstate, inter state, drive, driving, drives, driven, drove, speed, speeding, speeding ticket, ticket, tickets, pulled over, pull over, motorcycle cop, motorbike cop, cop, cops, sports car, sports cars, sportscar, deadpan, dead pan, sarcasm, sarcastic, bad idea, bad ideas, highway patrol, moving violation, moving violations
"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."
"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."
Tags:baby driver, baby drivers, reckless, recklessness, driver, drivers, crash, crashes, car crash, car crashes, auto crash, auto crashes, accident, accidents, crash test, crash tests, charm, charms, charming, cop, cops, police, cute, adorable, baby, babies, infant, infants, moving violation, moving violations
"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"
Tags:pulled over, pulling over, moving violation, moving violations, cop, cops, highway patrol, highway patrol officer, highway patrol officers, lion, lions, gnu, gnus, water buffalo, water buffaloes, savanna, savannas, watering hole, watering holes, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, predator, predators, prey, preying, water ox, ox, oxen
'It's a slow trap.'
"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
Tags:fly, flies, lying, icarus, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, pull over, pulls over, highway patrol, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, human flight, regulation, regulations, safety, health and safety, human safety
Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.
Tags:ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, parking fine, parking fines, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, unpaid ticket, unpaid tickets, unpaid fine, unpaid fines, sports car, sports cars, middle age, midlife crisis, midlife crises, fast car, fast cars
"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"
"Not 'texting,' Ma'am. 'Hexing' while driving."
Tags:text, texting.texts, derive, driving, policeman, police, police officer, cops, cop, laws, law, with, witches, halloween, ticket, citation, phones, phone, cell phones, cell phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, texting while driving, moving violation, moving violations
"60 may be the new 50 in the fantasy land you live in, but here in the real world, it's called exceeding the speed limit."
Tags:speed, speeds, speeding, speed limit, speed limits, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, moving violation, moving violations, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, highway patrol, highway patrolman, highway patrolmen, midlife, midlife crisis, sports car, sports cars, fantasy, car, fast car, traffic ticket, traffic stop, delusion, delusions, delusional, wishful thinking
"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."
Tags:speeding ticket, speeding tickets, moving violation, moving violations, police, highway patrol, sheriff, sheriffs, ticket, tickets, ticketed, ticketing, license plate, licence plate, licence plates, license plates, personalized license plate, personalized license plates, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, midlife crisis, midlife crises, convertible, convertibles, top down
"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"
Tags:texting, text, texts, texter, texters, while driving, driver, drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, distracted driving, dangerous driving, highway patrol, smart phones, sms messaging, social networks, social networking, pulled over, pulling over, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, indignant, indignation, self-righteous
"I got stopped for running a red light."
"You've had six accidents?"
"I saw the guy who cut me off on the highway get pulled over by a police officer!"
Tags:baldo, police officer, police officers, highway patrol, highway patrolman, schadenfreude, great day, great days, good day, good days, retribution, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, revenge, vengeance, rules of the road, bad driver, bad drivers, pull over, pulls over, pulling over, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving
"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."