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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
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A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
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'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Lawn service conspiracy.
Bovine Fast Food,
'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'
'That's your idea of weed control?'
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn
Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
Lawn mower - must get longer cable
'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'
"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."
Tags:bee, bees, honeybee, honeybees, entomologists, entomology, melittology, melittologist, melittologists, entomologist, entomologists, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, angry neighbour, angry neighbours, angry neighbors, angry neighbor, mow, mows, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, loud noise, loud noises, agitate, agitates, swarm, swarms, beehive, beehives, hive, hives, swarming
'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.
Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.
'Labour saving, my foot! I've spent all morning trying to get it started!'
'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'
'Alright Harold... now stop feigning death and go mow the loan!'