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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, gym equipment, exercise equipment, exercise machine, exercise machines, working out, health, class, classes, fitness class, fitness classes, exercise class, exercise classes, mowing, lawn mower, lawn mowers, mowing the lawn, modern life, chore, chores, housework, yardwork
'I got you the iPod that I promised you, and for your convenience, I've welded it to the lawn mower.'
Lawn service conspiracy.
'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn
'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'
Tags:fitness, fit, gym, gyms, summer body, summer bodies, exercise, personal trainers, personal trainer, gardening chore, gardening chores, yard worker, yard workers, trainer, training, work out, get in shape, beach body, summer, season, trainers, yard work, gardening, mowing, mow, pruning, out of shape, workout, physical training, physicality, physical
It quickly became apparent to Daryl that his remote controlled lawn mower was not a good idea.
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'
A cow as a lawnmower.
'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'
Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.
Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious
Tags:garden tip, garden tips, gardening tip, gardening tips, gardener, gardeners, gardening skill, gardening skills, garden, gardens, green fingers, rainshower, rainshowers, rain shower, rain showers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mower, mowers, mowing, garden chore, garden chores, yard work, yard chore, yard chores, excuse, excuses, lazy, laziness, thelwell
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
"This is God's punishment!"
Tags:bugs, bug, insects, insect, snail, snails, lawn, lawn care, lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn movers, grass, mowing, religion, religions, religious, religious people, belief, beliefs, deity, deities, god, gods, faith, faiths, dogma, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, atheist, atheists, atheism, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, hurricane, hurricanes, tornado, tornados, tornadoes, acts of god, disasters, flood, floods, flooding
'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'
'The world's first riding lawnmower.'