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"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.
'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'
The Flying Lawn Tigers.
'That's your idea of weed control?'
'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn
Environment Friendly House.
'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'
"It's a great view but mowing is a pain!"
Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'
"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, beetle, beetles, god, gods, angry, upset, lawn, lawns, mowing, mower, mowers, mowing the lawn, cutting the grass, housework, chore, chores, perspective, perspectives, human, humans, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, religion, religious
'Labour saving, my foot! I've spent all morning trying to get it started!'
'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'
'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'
'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'
Cutting the Grass
'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'
"I lost control of the mower and composted most of your garden."
Tags:gardening, garden, gardens, yard, yards, yardwork, yard work, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawn, lawns, mower, mowers, mowing, mowing lawns, mowing the lawn, compost, composts, composting, front yard, front yards, plant, plants, green thumb, green thumbs, crash, crashes, crashing, bright side, silver lining, silver linings
"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, horticulture, yard, yardwork, yard work, yards, mow, mower, mowers, mowing, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mowing the lawn, chore, chores, landscaping, landscape, landscapes, lawn, lawns, grass, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, western show, western shows, secret identity, secret identities
Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...
Tags:performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugs, athlete, athletes, professional sportsmen, professional sports, steroid, steroids, mowing the lawn, mower, mowers, grocery shopping, grocery bag, grocery bags, marital argument, marital arguments, debt problems, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers