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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'
Tags:mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn, lawns, grass, cut, cuts, cutting, cuttings, cutter, cutters, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, sells, selling, tree, trees, convenient, convenience, machine, machines, useful, handy, clever, innovative, invention, close to home
A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and
Tags:mower, mowers, mow, mows, mowing, lawn, lawns, lawn care, image, self-image, overconfident, overconfidence, ride-on mower, ride-on lawnmower, lawnmower, lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmowers, trike, trikes, tricycle, tricycles, childish, childishness, overconfident, overconfidence, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, kiddie car, kiddie cars, kiddie, psychology, self-deception, deception, deceive, deceives, ego, egotistical, egotist, egotists
Lawn service conspiracy.
Bovine Fast Food,
'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'
'That's your idea of weed control?'
Home convenience goes too far with the lawn-bot 3000!"
"I know it's four in the morning, but I want to start yard work early to get the neighbors up."
Tags:mindset, mindsets, annoying neighbor, annoying neighbors, annoying neighbour, annoying neighbours, irritation, irritations, irritant, irritants, yard work, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, inconsiderate, inconsideration
'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'
'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'
"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."
Tags:bee, bees, honeybee, honeybees, entomologists, entomology, melittology, melittologist, melittologists, entomologist, entomologists, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, angry neighbour, angry neighbours, angry neighbors, angry neighbor, mow, mows, mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, loud noise, loud noises, agitate, agitates, swarm, swarms, beehive, beehives, hive, hives, swarming
Mow Your Lawn In Ten Seconds.
Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.
'Labour saving, my foot! I've spent all morning trying to get it started!'
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
'Looks like your lawn is getting a little long. Trouble getting the mower started?' 'Trouble getting the husband started.'
'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''
"If you need help, I'll be playing videos on my laptop."
Tags:yardwork, yard work, lawn, lawns, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, chore, chores, son, sons, lazy, slacker, slackers, slacking, video game, video games, gamer, gamers, gaming, laptop, laptops, tech addict, techie, techies, tech addicts, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, hard to find good help, father, fathers, dad, dads, generation gap, generation gaps
A man uses stilts to trim his hedges.
Tags:mower, mowers, lawnmower, lawnmowers, innovation, innovations, stilts, mow, mows, mowing, hedge, hedges, bush, bushes, trim, trims, trimming, cut back, cuts back, cutting back, innovate, innovates, hedge trimmer, hedge trimmers, hedgetrimmer, hedgetrimmers, trim back, trims back, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions
"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, classic television, classic tv, radio serial, radio serials, secret identity, secret identities, lawn, lawns, lawnmower, lawnmowers, mow, mows, mowing, mower, mowers, yardwork, yard work, garden, gardens, gardening, western, westerns, radio show, radio shows, old west, ranger, rangers, superhero, superheroes
"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"
Bovine Fast Food
"This is my furlough day. I just came in to escape the yard work at home."
Tags:furlough, furloughs, furloughed, furlough day, furlough days, day off, days off, relax, relaxing, relaxes, skive, skives, skiving, escape, escapes, yard work, avoid, avoids, avoiding, garden, gardens, garden work, yard, yards, mow, mows, mower, mowers, mowing, lawnmower, lawnmowers, avoidance, lazy, slothful, sloth
"He likes to bring in things he finds in the garden." (Dog carrying lawnmower).