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"Perhaps I'll enjoy sharing what's on your iPod, honey, when Hell freezes over."
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Congratulations! We did it. We put an 'i' in TEAM.'
'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'
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"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."
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"Batteries . . . batteries . . ."
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'I forget, is this my cell phone, PDA, Ipod, GPs, or Ipad?'
Devil & angel on man's shoulder can't be heard over his iPod.
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'
'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'
"Sounds good. No, wait ??" that's my iPod."
A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.
'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'
Sale - Eyepod.
'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'
'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'
'What makes you think I'm not listening?'
'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'
"Sorry. I think I just pressed 'shuffle.' "
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Earth with Headphones
'Do you hear music'
"We call it the iPlod and it allows you to carry your whole music library around with you!"