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'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'
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claustrophobia, claustrophobic, mri, scan, scanning, scanned, scans, small spaces, small space, phobia, phobias, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnosed, diagnoses, diagnosing, brain, brains, medicine, medicines, medicinal, close to home"Finally! A man who's interested in my brain."
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doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, brain, brains, scan, scans, scanning, -ray, x-rays, mri, m.r.i, magnetic resonance imaging, c.t., computerised tomography, patient, patients, tumour, tumours, medical condition, medical conditions, date, dates, dating, interest, interested, excite, excites, exciting, finally, unlucky'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'
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insect, insects, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, spelling, spell, spells, bug, bugs, flea, fleas, x-ray, x-rays, mri, mri scan, mri scans, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical opinion, medical opinions, basketball injury, basketball injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers'Conventional medicine says take an aspirin. In the absence of tort reform, defensive medicine says MRI and Cat Scan.'
'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'
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cancer, cancers, oncology, oncologist, oncologists, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, prognosis, test, tests, exam, exams, examination, examinations, disease, diseases, insurance, health care, malpractice, treatment, treatments, symptom, symptoms, tumor, tumors, mri, mris, radiology'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'
The M.R.I. of Love
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magnetic resonance imaging, mri, m.r.i., mris, m.r.i.s, fairground, fairgrounds, fairground ride, fairground rides, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, true love, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, unromanticTunnel of Anxiety
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mri scan, mri scans, mri, mris, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, disease, diseases, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, nerves, nervous, nervousness, anxiety, anxious, anxiousness, healthcare, health care, diagnosis, diagnostic, diagnostics"Okay Mrs. Gunderson. I want you to lie as still as possible while Lyle and I take our lunch break and run a few errands."
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mri, m.r.i., magnetic resonance imaging, mri machine, m.r.i. machine, examination, examinations, doctor, doctors, researcher, researchers, lie, lying, lies, malpractice, medical malpractice, lunch, lunchtime, lunch break, take a break, taking a break, errand, errands, running errands, bedside manner, patient care, patient, patients, injured, injury, hospital, hospitals, hospital appointment, health, healthy, health care, diagnose, diagnosing, diagnosis, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, lazy, inconsiderate, phobia, phobias, claustrophobia, claustrophobic'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'
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apophenia, brain, canteen, cerebral, cortex, cranium, cross section, doctor, doctors, food, health, inkblot, interpretation, medical, mri, neurological, neurologist, neurology, neurosurgeon, pizza, research, roscharch, scan, scientist, scientists, surgery, test, visual, x-ray'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'
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medicine, medicines, inflations, lawsuits, mri, scan, scans, patients, health, health care, health insurance, obama, inflation, lawsuit, insurance company, patient, doctor, nurse, dead, death, test, caution, profession, professional, physician, hospital, test, care, health care'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'
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military, navy, naval, officer, uniform, uniforms, medal, medals, decoration, decorations, decorated, mri, mri scanner, mri scan, mri machine, medical, hospital, hospital equipment, medical equipment, radiology, medical technology, scan, scans, award, awardsThin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'
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mri, mri scanner, mri scanners, mri scan, mri scans, medical procedure, medical procedures, medic, medics, obese, obesity, overweight, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting, dieted, fat, fatness, thin, thinness, hospital, hospitals, health care, mris"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, mri, m.r.i., magnetic resonance imaging, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, baste, basting, poultry, chicken, turkey, meat, temperature, cooking temperature, temperatures, cooking temperatures, technology, medical technology