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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'
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'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'
Tunnel of Anxiety
'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'
Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'
Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.
Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.
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'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'
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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
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'So for the record...age you admitting that there are circumstances in which you would not demand an MRI scan for a child with a sniffle for purely budgetary reasons!'
'It's probably nothing, but to be sure, let's get an airport security body scan.'
'We've given you a brain scan and we can't find anything.'
'It's hypochondria-we're going to give a pretend MRI on this tanning bed.'
'And here's one of the kids.'
'Catscan! What kinda scam is this!'
'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'
Health Care Parade