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'...by doubling up on patients in the MRI, we're able to cut costs in half...'
'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'
'I'm afraid it's stupidity. And it appears to be spreading.'
The M.R.I. of Love
Tunnel of Anxiety
"I want you to lie as still as possible while Lyle and I take our lunch break."
Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'
MRI Airport Security
Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.
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"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."
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'Some people find the MRI chamber claustrophobic.' - 'Oh.' - 'I call those people 'the lucky few'.' - 'Ah.' - 'Whatever you do don't think about being buried alive.' - 'Gah.' -
"To calm your anxiety about your MRI, M.R.I.-ah Carey will be singing her latest hits during the scan."
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'The MRI machine won't degrade my tattoos, will it?'
"The MRI confirmed what the x-rays showed. Your wallet doesn't contain enough money to pay for either procedure."
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'Your MRI shows a chewing gum detection center in your brain. That's common among teachers.'
'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'
'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'
'After seeing my paycheck, I need an MRI: More Revenue In.'
'Iris scans, finger prints, fine, but this is going too far.'
'If an M.R.I. is too expensive, we can try the copy machine.'
"We're very thorough at this airport."