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I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"Don't forget to wash your hands."
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Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Tags:spring, spring thaw, spring thaws, winter, winter weather, springtime, spring weather, car, cars, driveway, driveways, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow drift, snow drifts, mud, muddy, muddiness, mud flow, mud flows, car trouble, car troubles, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, accidental, mud bank, mud banks, april, april showers, march
'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'
'With this annoying sunshine, this is the only way to get the Glastonbury experience.'
"Go wipe you feed on the neighbor's doormat."
'Hello darling, how was your music festival..?'
'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'
Dirt Magnet/Chick magnet/Babe Magnet/Fridge Magnet.
"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."
'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'
'The muck stops here!'
'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'
'Wish I had taken the HIGH road!'
'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
'Aw, gross! I just stepped into something warm and squishy!'
Tags:pig, pigs, swine, swines, pigsty, pigsties, pig sty, pig sties, hog, hogs, farm animal, farm animals, fastidious, cleanliness, cleaning, hygiene, unhygienic, pig farm, pig farms, pig farming, swine farm, swine farms, swine farming, hog, hogs, muddy, muddiness, mud, farmer, farmers, farming, farm, farms
'It's not fair! Mom makes me clean up, but her plants are allowed to be in the mud all day!'
"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."
"Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!"
"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."
The down side of the February thaw...
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"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."
"I can't go back to work...I didn't bring a change of clothes."
"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."
"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."