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Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.
Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case
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"It sure is great to be back in France."
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"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."
A muffin shop has a sign in their window that reads "English only eaten here".
"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."
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"I don't want to hear 'can't' - you find out where the Special Forces are deployed, and you send them some goddam muffin baskets!"
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'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'
"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffing into a delicious cupcake."
"Miss Preen, I taste coconut. Did we perform due diligence on this muffin?"
"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"
"Our trade deficit is at an all-time high, and you order English muffins?"
"Who ate all the carrot muffins?!"
"I don't think he said 'bran muffins', I think he said 'brain muffins'!"
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"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."
'Ignore your classmates' teasing. You're supposed to have a muffin top.'
'You've come at a bad time. He's in but he hasn't had his muffin and coffee yet.'
'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
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"Honey, can you toast some muffins?"
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'You call yourself a full-service broker? Where are the danish and muffins?'
'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'
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'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 50 calories? False advertising.'