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"I recommend the Safety-M2000. It's just loud enough to warn people you're coming."
Man at Muffler Shop sees door sign: 'Exhausted'.
"How much for a good set of earplugs?"
"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"
'Got anything with a dual muffler?'
Lame gift cards.
The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.
"Why does he put the volume so high?"
"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."
"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."
'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'
"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."