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'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'
Mistaken Identity Theft
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, airguitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crime, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'
It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws
'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
Tags:hunter, hunt, hunts, hunters, hunting, hunted, predator, predators, prey, deer, deers, moose, beer, beers, lure, lured, luring in, bait, lures, luring, trick, tricks, tricked, jump, jumped, umps, mug, mugging, mugger, muggers, mugs, revenge, retaliation, only fair, retaliate, retaliating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."
Tags:beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses
"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."
Tags:robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, mug, mugging, mugger, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, street, streets, mean streets, street fight, fight, fighting, turn of phrase, play on words, word play, word-play, brawl, brawling, brawler, brawlers, mob, mobster, gang, gangsters, gang war, gang wars, gang fight, burrito, burritos, foodie, foodies, hungry, hunger, food lover, food lovers, churro, churros, region, regions, international, world food
"In my country, street crime is virtually unknown. This is perhaps because we have constructed very few streets."
"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
Cent holding up dollar.
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, hold up, hold ups, holdup, holdups, hold-up, hold-ups, robber, robbers, robbery, watch you pennies, watching your pennies, budget, budgets, saving, savings, interest, earning interest, skinflint, skinflints, frugal, frugality, take care of your pennies, cent, cents, dollar, dollars, dollar sign
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
Tags:thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit
'I'm with the I.R.S. you had better report this as income.'
"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, thou shalt not steal, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugger, muggers, mugging, stealing, steal, reformed, reformation, crime, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, gun crime, gun violence, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, regret, regrets, regretting
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
Tags:cold, colds, influenza, knife crime, knife crimes, contagion, contagions, contagious, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, flu, germ, germs, contagious disease, contagious diseases, street crime, street crimes, thug, thugs, mugger, muggers, intimidation, germophobe, germophobes, germophobic, germophobics, germophobia, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria
A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
'Need a reliable way of trying things together? Try super straps for only $19.95.'
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, hostage, hostages, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thieves, thief, televisions, television, tvs, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, strap, straps, shopping channels, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Hold on. I just want to put on Facebook, that I'm actually in the process of being mugged...'
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
"Stop whining- I'm also an only child."
"Finally a bit of good luck..."
"Okay, folks, you win!"
Tags:crime, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, stick-up, stick-ups, stickup, stickups, hold-up, hold-ups, holdup, holdups, street scene, street scenes, street crime, street crimes, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, handgun, handguns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, self-defence, self-defense, defence, defense, failed, failed attempt, failed robbery, failed mugging, unsuccessful, right to bear arms, gun laws, backing down