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Mistaken Identity Theft
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
"Don't be alarmed- This is just a negotiating stance."
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"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
Tags:medical history, medical histories, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, street crime, street crimes, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age, hold up, hold ups, hold-up, hold-ups, gun crime, gun crimes, distraction, distractions, bore, bores, bored, boring, boredom, escape plan, escape plans
"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
Tags:thug, thugs, tough guy, tough guys, punk, punks, rob, robs, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, self-help, self-help book, self-help books, robber, robbers, robbery, nervous, nervousness, nerve, nerves, anxious, anxiousness, anxiety, anxieties, safety, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, transit, mass transit, rapid transit
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
'Need a reliable way of trying things together? Try super straps for only $19.95.'
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, hostage, hostages, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, thieves, thief, televisions, television, tvs, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, strap, straps, shopping channels, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"
"Finally a bit of good luck..."
"Okay, folks, you win!"
Tags:criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, stick-up, stick-ups, stickup, stickups, hold-up, hold-ups, holdup, holdups, street scene, street scenes, street crime, street crimes, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, handgun, handguns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, self-defence, self-defense, defence, defense, failed, failed attempt, failed robbery, failed mugging, unsuccessful, right to bear arms, gun laws, backing down
"I'm not going to fall for that routine where you try and stall until the neighborhood gentrifies."
Tags:gentrify, gentrifies, gentrification, stall, stalls, stalling, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, robber, robbers, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, race, racial division, racial divisions, crimes, crime wave, crime waves, crime rate, crime rates, yuppie, yuppies, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, gullible, gullibility, steal, steals, stealing, racial divide, racial divides
'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'
The Law of Demand and Supply
"It's a HO.. HO.. HOLD-UP!"
'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
'Give me your money. No, not the entire wallet, just swipe your credit card.'
Coat check and wallet check.
'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'
"I suppose you think just because you have a gun, I'm going to hand over my money...granted, your logic does have certain valid points!"
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
Tags:thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards
Independent Financial Advisor
'This is a bailout.'
"Step aside folks, I'll handle this. I'm a cartoonist."