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Mistaken Identity Theft
'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
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'Dozens of gauges and knobs, but not one cigarette lighter to plug in my heated travel mug.'
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"Hi! This is a holdup. Just empty out your pockets and quietly leave the car."
'Are you saying my kid's a liar'
Best selling Grand Canyon souvenirs.
Another myth dispelled.
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"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"
"Don't worry, this happens to lots of guys."
"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."
Tags:cup of coffee, cups of coffee, mug, mugs, sarcasm, have a nice day, bad mood, bad moods, monday, monday morning, cup, cups, mondays, monday mornings, morning person, morning people, night owl, night owls, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, tired, exhausted, worn out, irony, ironic, moody, morning coffee, morning coffees, cup of joe
'I know crime doesn't pay, but then neither does teaching without a contract.'
WPC requests back-up - "OK, you're doign a great job, deep down you're a lovely person and your hair is looking really nice."
Coat check and wallet check.
'Always stress the positive. Instead of, ‘Give me the cash or I'll shoot,' try, ‘Hand over your money and no one gets hurt.'
"Well....this is embarrassing..."
'This is going to hurt me more than it is you.. I've got Arthritis on my shoulder.'
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"
"This ain't no trick or treat, mister, this is a stick-up! Give me your cash, credit cards, jewelry...and that candy bar!"
Binky was eventually sorry.
"Gimme your money. And a long-term, value-oriented investment strategy."
"Somebody has to get money out of politics, Senator. It might as well be me!"
'For your convenience, I now accept debit cards.'
"We're not afraid of you. My date's an accountant. There's strength in numbers."
'Just give me ten bucks and look at it as just another surcharge.'