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"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
Tags:carrot, carrots, carrot and stick, motivation, motivations, motivate, motivates, motivating, motivating force, motivating forces, coffee, morning coffee, morning, mornings, night owl, night owls, donkey, donkeys, asses, mule, mules, plough, ploughs, ploughing, jump start, jump starts, jump starting
'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'
Mobile Veterinary Unit.
"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."
Bill & Ben encounter trouble on their way out of Amsterdam.
Tags:bill and ben, flowerpot men, flowerpot, flowerpots, amsterdam, drug smuggling, pot, marijuana, dope, smuggling, smuggle, smuggler, smugglers, mule, mules, drug mule, drug mules, holland, bill and ben the flowerpot men, muffin the mule, customs, kids tv, nostalgia, nostalgic, weed, children tv, grow, growing, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, the flower pot men, watch with mother
Unscrupulous dealers may try to cover up quite serious faults.
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, stable, stables, con, cons, scam, scams, con men, con man, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, horseflesh, horse flesh, horse-flesh, horse dealer, horse dealers, mule, mules, thelwell
The evidence was undeniable. Fran was but ugly.
"Calm down Jeff! I'm sure when he called you an ass he meant it scientifically!"
Tags:snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, elitism, elitist, elitists, insult, insults, donkey, donkeys, rude name, rude names, insult, insults, insulting name, insulting names, brawl, brawls, brawling, brawler, brawlers, fight, fights, mule, mules, horse, horses, pony, ponies, thoroughbred, thoroughbreds
"It's great, the system is linked to a GPS satellite and points the carrot automatically towards my destination..."
Donkey and man
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
"I'm trying to cross a cow with a mule. For milk with a kick to it."
"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."
Tags:wifi, wifi connection, wifi connections, wireless connection, wireless connections, reception, receptions, tablet, tablets, tablet pc, tablet pcs, plow, plows, plowing, ploughing, plough, ploughs, farmer, farmers, farming, modern life, modern lifestyle, modern lifestyles, agricultural worker, agricultural workers, mule, mules
"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."
'Hi Gloria! Meet my boyfriend Jack. Jack and I are going to have a mule together...'
'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'
"When I was growing up, my parents only ever gave me two choices for everything I did: The carrot or the stick..."
Tags:carrot, carrots, donkey, donkeys, motivation, motivations, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, childhood, childhoods, childhood trauma, childhood traumas, traumatic childhood, traumatic childhoods, farm animal, farm animals, mule, mules
"I wouldn't be surprised if they discontinued service altogether one of these days."
'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'
'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'
Bill Gates on a Donkey.
'Still stubborn as a mule.'
'Yeah, I know it's a plastic carrot: I wanted a low-maintenance system...'
Noah loading stubborn mule onto ark.