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The Sharpest thing there is: Christ's Pocket Knife
Swiss Army Couch.
Swiss Army garden tool
The Swiss Arm-y Wife
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'It was a birthday gift from my wife.'
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"My wife is so thoughtful! She sent a Swiss Army shank for my birthday!"
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"I got a swiss army hook!"
Eight ways to skin a cat.
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"What? I bought this scythe as a souvenir while I was on vacation in Switzerland!"
'Now, do you believe in evolution?'
"It's a Swiss Army Scythe."
"Your father? He was um....a Swiss...individual...."
Swiss Army Wife
Swiss Army Nails
"So, do you find it annoying that he can't multitask?"
"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."
"Best of three?"
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"Time portal or, a handy back scratcher - ingenious!"
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"Henderson, you'll be heading-up our Switzerland office."
Swiss Army Wife
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