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'How may I help you?'
'I found a way to give patients a stress test while they carry files to the ninth floor for me.'
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'
"It's the best darn Santa we've had in years!"
'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'
'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'
'Okay, Joy!. . . But I can only multitask one thing at a time!'
'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'
'Excellent at juggling multiple job duties.'
Piano Four Extremities.
'Hunting and gathering! I like that you can multitask.'
'This job is the cutting edge of female multi-tasking. We need you to perform as if headed for the top. We also need you to never actually get there.'
'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'
'I could never do two things at once until I got a cellphone.'