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Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
Tags:egypt, egyptian, egyptians, mummy, mummies, pharaoh, pharaohs, outbreak, outbreaks, west nile, west nile virus, virus, viruses, disease, diseases, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu, influenza, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, telltale sign, telltale signs, sign, signs, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, doctor, doctors
"Mommy you're perfect!"
Tags:mom, moms, mommy, mommies, mummy, mummies, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parenthood, parenting, parent, parents, family life, family-life, kid, kids, offspring, perspective, perspectives, perfection, childhood, mothers day, mothers' day, selfless, selflessness, childraising, child raising, child rearing, child-rearing
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
Tags:mummy, mummies, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptology, egyptian, egyptians, busking, busker, buskers, busk, busks, street performing, street performance, street music, music, musical, musician, musicians, museum, museums, charity, beg, begging, tin cup, tin cups, sarcophagus, case, violin case, cases, coin, coins, money, collect, collection, collecting, historical, ancient, ancient egypt, antique, antiques, artefact, artefacts, egyptian artefact, egyptian artefacts, mummified, mummification
Tags:newborn, newborns, baby, babies, parenthood, parenting, family life, family-life, new parent, new parents, nap, naps, besotted, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family time, cuddle, cuddles, mummy, mummies, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, overwhelmed, unconditional love, new parents, maternity leave
'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, mummies, mummy, cop, cops, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, trainer, trainers, athletic coach, athletics coach, athletics coaches, sports trainer, sports trainers, job dissatisfaction, crimes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fishing, fished, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angled, angling, angler, anglers, spook, spooks, spooky, spooked, scare, scares, scaring, scary, scared, frankenstein, dracula, vampire, mummy, mummies, monster, monsters, fright, frights, frighten, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"At least it's a dry heat..."
Tags:mummy, mummies, eygpt, eygptian, eygptians, mummification, pharoh, pharohs, pyramid, pyramids, die, dies, dying, dry heat, process, processes, excessive, dry out, mummify, mummifying, preserve, preserves, preserving, organ, organs, afterlife, royalty, king, kings, queen, queens, tutan, open tomb, tomb, tombs
"Do you accept cryptocurrency?"
Tags:mummy, mummies, crypt, crypts, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrencies, accept, accepts, accepting, accepted, take, takes, took, taking, money, currency, currencies, pun, puns, bitcoin, bitcoins, digital money, digital currency, digital, digitised, digitise, digitising, coffee, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffees, barista, baristas, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses
"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, mystery, mysteries, egyptologist, egyptologists, egyptology, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, explanation, explanations, giant, giants, mummy, mummies, crypt, crypts, unexplained, unexplained phenomena, technology, technologies, ancient technology, ancient technologies, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology
"Early Halloween costume?"
'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'
"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."
'Turns out it's not a recipe book after all!'
Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
"I thought you said centimetres..."
Tags:egypt, egyptian, mummy, mummies, sand, pyramid, great pyramid, legends, cleopatra, nefertiti, ancient monuments, wonders of the ancient world, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, pyramids, centimetres, plans, blueprint, ancient wisdom, architect, builder, scale
Mummy with a broken leg...
"Your mom's a very special person."
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
'Put your head upon my shoulders...'
Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.
'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'