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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
'Would you like a wrap?'
'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'
Happy Birthday Dr. Rombley!
'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'
"This must be the one causing all the controversy."
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'It's still embarrassing, whether it's toilet paper or you're unraveling.'
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'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'
'Promise me one thing. No more running with the bulls.'
'Oh, here come the first passengers from the plane from Egypt!'
'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'
We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.
'I know we need to look authentic for the fancy dress... but do we need to smell like a mummy, too?'
An Ugly Mummy.
'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'
"Any chance I can sample his DNA code before you plant him?"
'This is serious, Doctor! This patient is unraveling.'
'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'
Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.
Mummies - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' - think it'll take long?"
"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"
Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.