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"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."
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"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
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"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."
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Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
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"Mommy you're perfect!"
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'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'
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'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'
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The Mummy's Curse.
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"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
Tags:pyramid, pyramids, mystery, mysteries, egyptologist, egyptologists, egyptology, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, explanation, explanations, giant, giants, mummy, mummies, crypt, crypts, unexplained, unexplained phenomena, technology, technologies, ancient technology, ancient technologies, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeology, archeologist, archeologists, archeology
'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'
'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'
Three Little Pigs,Easter Bunny, Father Christmas, Humpty Dumpty, a Leprechaun, The Tooth Fairy and a Mummy settle down to watch Reality TV.
'Get back in here and finish your lunch.'
'With Jesse Caldwell's family moving out of town, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'
"I thought you said centimetres..."
Tags:egypt, egyptian, mummy, mummies, sand, pyramid, great pyramid, legends, cleopatra, nefertiti, ancient monuments, wonders of the ancient world, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian, ancient egyptians, blueprints, architect, architects, architecture, pyramids, centimetres, plans, blueprint, ancient wisdom, architect, builder, scale
'That's funny, I got my start as a human cannonball'
Mummy with a broken leg...
"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"
"Your mom's a very special person."
"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
'Put your head upon my shoulders...'
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."