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And that's why I'm still single!
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"I enjoyed your resume, young man - especially the hand-written addendum from your mom."
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'Good god! . . . A mummies boy.'
'Honestly-they make you feel like going home to Mother sometimes don't they!'
Big Girl's Blouse: Football Shirts in Now!
'Your days of dating immature men are over! My mommy says I'm all grown up now.'
''My mother does it this way,' he says. 'My mother does it that way,' he says. Doc why doesn't he know he shouldn't compare the two of us?'
'This isn't a birthmark, it's a map to your mother's.'
'My mom would never let me get one before.'
'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'
'AAAARRRGGHHHH, I want my mummy.'
'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'
'I'm so happy! I always wanted to meet someone just like you mum.'
Guess what, Mommy? With money from an IPO, today we completed a hostile takeover of XCLPS Corp.
'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'
Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!}
Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.
'What a bunch of incompetents! -- they matched me with my mother!'
"Well are you going to get me a hot drink and read me a story?"
'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'
"-and he says his best friend wants to meet you!"
"You're wearing that aftershave Mother gave you,aren't you!"