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'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
"If my theory is right, Weems, I have to kill you."
"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
Body Outline on Wall
"I couldn't finish that book either."
Police viewing art show of chalk outlines
'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'
'That one? He took longer to expire than the others.'
'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'
Chalk outline artist looking for work.
"From the violent nature of the multiple stab wounds, I'd say the victim was probably a consultant."
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CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."
'Well it was definitely an axe, and he was clearly a maniac, but I don't know... 'wielding' implies a whole level of skill I'm just not sure this guy had.'
Everybody made fun of Josh for being afraid of his shadow, but later that day, they would all be sorry.
'Solomon, what did I tell you about giving the chalk outlines thought bubbles?'
'So we're all agreed, the snail did it. Now we just have to figure out which direction he went.'
"What a shame. It was a good shirt."
'He was a good coach. But hey, bottom line in this league? If you don't win, you get whacked.'
"You both claim that this is how you found him. Well, I know a cock and bull story when I hear one."
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Crime Scene Humour
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'Relax - we'll blame it on Curiosity.'
"Keep moving folks, nothing to see here."
'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'