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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
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Worm getting smucked by golf club.
"I'm a golf widow. I hit my husband with a nine Iron."
...and then he said, he knew how to put together the wardrobe and refused to read the instructions!
"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."
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"Oh, great. That'll be like finding a...well, you know."
Tags:haystack, haystacks, needles, farms, farmers, hay, farm, farmer, needle, needle in a haystack, crime, crime scene, crimes, crime scenes, murders, murder weapons, detectives, cops, criminal, criminals, investigation, investigations, murder, murder weapon, detective, cop, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
Pillow talk gets real
"Piano wire. That would be on isle three."
Tags:music stores, music shop, music shops, mobster, mobsters, mob, gangster, gangsters, gang, gangs, organized crime, organised crime, criminal, criminals, hit men, hit man, hitmen, hitman, assassination, assassinations, murder weapon, murder weapons, music store, clerk, mafia, underworld, italian necktie, piano wire, piano wires
"OK, lad - bring along the murder weapon."
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"The murder weapon was a hole punch. We're looking for someone from accounting."
'And just what were you planning on doing with this magnifying glass, Billy?!?'
"It appears that after he was killed with a block of cheese, the evidence was shredded."
'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'
"Sorry pal, I'm all out of mustard, but there's plenty of ketchup!"
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Man stabbed by giant pencil.
"Superintendent, this seems to be the weapon used for the crime!"
Murder by Billiards
Woman buys a posh wine with which to cosh her husband.
Tags:wine snob, wine snobs, wine snobbery, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine shop, wine shops, domestic violence, domestic, domestics, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, marriage spats, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, murder weapon, murder weapons
O.J. Simpson allegedly involved in knife attack.
"I tried killing him with kindness, but all I could find were his pruning shears."
'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'
"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."
'I'm afraid we've got a cereal killer on our hands!'
Violinist Murdered with his Bow
'We're eleven to one. May we borrow the murder weapon?'