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"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"
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"I can't believe they convicted me without a body."
"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"
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"Looks like she's started discovering boys."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, teen, teens, teenager, discovering boys, childhood development, growing up, adolescence, adolescent, puberty, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, murder, murdered, corpse, corpses, pun, puns, wordplay, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor
"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."
"No need to thank me, Ma'am-I would have murdered him anyways."
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramatic
"You were really great out there!"
Tags:duel, duelling, gun, guns, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, dueler, duelist, duelists, victorian, historical, historically, victorians, edwardian, murder, murdered, sport, sports, competitive sports, praise, praised, dead, death, die, died, dying, dies, wife, wives, encouraging, encouragement, levity, play on words, word-play, word play
The Anatomy Lesson
Tags:bosnia-herzegovina, genocide, genocides, blood, bloodstain, blood stain, bloodstains, blood stains, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, lecture, lecturer, lecturers, lecturing, lectured, map, maps, school, schools, uni, university, universities, college, colleges, death, die, died, dying, killed, kill, murder, murdered, military, international, government, governments, politics, political, conflict, conflicts, history
Two dismembered feet at the beach
'This overhead is full.'
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, overhead, overheads, stowage, stowaway, stowaways, overhead stowage, dead, dying, die, dies, died, dead body, murder, murdered, whack, whacked, whacking, homicide, homicides, mob, mobster, gang, gangster, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"His last words were, 'before I die, I must confess I've been unfaithful'. Then I shot him."
Tags:cheater, cheaters, revenge, police, police officer, police officers, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, shoot, shooting, shot, last words, death, die, died, dying, dead, killed, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, murdered, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married
Speed Limit Strictly Enforced
"You’re trying to take credit for one of mine."
"Have you any regrets, Captain Hale? Our readers would like to know."
Tags:captain hale, military, british army, history, american history, execution, hanging, hung, noose, murder, murdered, kill, killed, killer, killers, killing, murderer, murderers, spy, spies, nathan, hale, colonies, colonist, colonists, soldier, soldiers, american revolution, revolutionary war, continental army, hero, heros, american hero, war, wars, military, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, news, media
'Dis new software makes our jobs simple! Right here is who ya gotta whack. Here is where ya gotta whack 'em. DIS is WHEN you gotta whack 'em...'
"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."
"What ever happened to cement shoes and the Hudson River, slowpoke?"
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, die, died, dead, death, murder, murderers, murdered, murdering, gang, gangs, mob, mobs, mob boss, mob bosses, cement shoes, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings
Rock. Paper. Job-killing scissors.
"...but I have a fourth Epstein theory..."
"Make it look like natural causes."
"You remember Lou."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, bin bag, bag, body bag, body bags, murder, murders, murdered, dead, died, die, dies
"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."
"I begged him to get help."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, saloon, saloons, bartender, bartenders, gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, killed, murdered, old west, wild west