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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
"I never thought you would have married somebody so heavy."
A woman waters her vegetables and her buried husband.
"Mister Mulvaney threatened to write about me in his next dirty book, and my big iron skillet went off by accident."
"It might be considered a hate crime, so tell me honestly. Did you shoot your husband because of his gender?"
"You simply must meet my husband."
"It all worked out just as you said it would, Mother!"
Muriel often used her emotional toolbox to her distinct advantage.
"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in the court of public opinion. You have the right to a publicist. If you cannot afford a publicist, one will be provided for you.'